why, you axe me, do i say say axe, not ask? why, i ax you, is you so ig-na-ant?

Oxford English Dictionary ask, v. forms: OE acsi, axi, ahxi, axsi-an i could stop right here, but since yo is too smart fo yo own good, and cuz i luv yo, i won’t the media or/and/or medias is or/and/or are very concerned Acsian, axian, survived in ax, down to nearly 1600 [as] (sic) the regular literary form, and……

nanogrants for Wikipedia editors

our Demented Mother, Mila del Sol, 93, (who really does have dementia, this time) told me on Christmas Day that i was demented for not allocating funds specifically for the purpose of training “the poor” on how to improve Wikipedia. so as to Honor Our Mother (as if we had a choice), The Mila del Sol……