why, you axe me, do i say say axe, not ask? why, i ax you, is you so ig-na-ant?

Oxford English Dictionary ask, v. forms: OE acsi, axi, ahxi, axsi-an i could stop right here, but since yo is too smart fo yo own good, and cuz i luv yo, i won’t the media or/and/or medias is or/and/or are very concerned Acsian, axian, survived in ax, down to nearly 1600 [as] (sic) the regular literary form, and……

The promising decline, and alarming rise,
of Contact and Impact as verbs

[ also, thank you AOL, Happy 433rd Birthday – Message as Verb, and proof that the Usage Panel of the American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language needs kids; and fewer cliches in Usage Notes ] I am so proud of my children, and of their entire anti-social, social-media, nose-to-phone, nomophobic generation. Because of you, and your texting……