“social media” tip # 1 : that the ONLY good, decent, not so embarrassing, use of “social media” (which mass medium is not social?) is this: to help friends help friends

to my kids who didnt make it home

you remind me

moment to moment

that i can NEVER do enough

to make a kinder, gentler, safer world

heroes of The Big Red One, the United States, and our One Good Earth

you may listen to their theme song

as you meet

just

some

of

my

bestest

FLIGGAHSSSS!!!

how may we help you, today?

if i cant get my beloved friends to help you help yourself, then i am

the.worst.friend.ever

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WARNING : ADS

i am deathly allergic to AHAHAHAHHA-

-ads

(excuse me)

but for you,

my friends,

my comrades

in this Earthly Jihad Toward Heaven?

ima back on mah meds

this is you back on your meds?!
yup.

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please hold …

… while

i

do

dis

:

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GUNNER

!!!

DOOD

!!!

MY

MASTER & COMMANDER

LORD & SAVIOR,

DOOD

GET

A

NEW

PHONE

I KNOW YOURE AN ANAKNGARTIST N STAP

BUT THAT’S JUST DIRUKULUS

DEE

RIKK

KUL

LUS

.

K

?

gunner gunn is your boss? THE GUNNER GUNN?
yes. and lemme jes say it fo yo lazyass: “well, that does explain a lot.” yes. it does.

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Q

why bother posting all these faces on one page?

we can just browse your connections ourselves, ya know?

A

Because my Middle Child

Daniel Romero

_heavyhitters_ Daniel Romero

who had nooooo trouble

packing 150 pounds

as he chased down child-murdering nose-slashing

terrorists in Afghanistan

minute to minute

for 30 days straight

with hardly a break

until the 1st Infantry Division of these United States

The Big RED One

(pinko commies)

sent every last one of them to hell

where there are

zero virgins in zero hareems?

my boy

is unbendable

in his conviction

that clicking “Next”

is too much work.

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am adding to this list between “smoke” breaks

so nice and good

to see you

again

good guys!

(and mmmmmmmennnnn as well)

https://www.linkedin.com/in/leoromero

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