this portion of the 2nd Philippine Economic Revolution (which starts today, beeteebuds) is dedicated to THE one Human on Our One Good Earth, who taught me what, according to the Coloma Hawz Style Guide, “the Truth, the WHOLE Truth, and NOTHING BUT the TRUTH,* means (BOHBEEE please note proper use of serial commas, also, learned.from.you; uy! salamat ha?!)

boh-beeeeee when i made this thing it was because i thought of that day ya whooped mah ass for a presscon at manila hotel that went on and on and on on and on (you said) (i thought the 2 hours waz mebbe overlong; but The Voices in My Head – you know) you said this……